Who Had A Better Friday Night- Muah or Juah!

[DADuhWEEwah]

Jay Claims he had better night, where as I claim to have had a better night..... We shall let the forum decide.


(2:04:12 AM): antonious gf is ugly
AcOffSuit35 (2:04:20 AM): yea i wasnt too impressed
(2:05:41 AM): weird science is on
(3:43:35 AM): funny story:
(3:43:44 AM): i boink girl after knowing her 3 hrs
AceJSuit35 (3:43:46 AM): umm i have best story tonight
(3:43:47 AM): she refuses to orally please me
(3:43:50 AM): no
5 (3:43:52 AM): yes
Tir (3:43:53 AM): u cannot beat this
(3:43:55 AM): def not
AffSuit35 (3:43:57 AM): o i can
(3:43:59 AM): ok
(3:43:59 AM): go
AceJt3(3:44:05 AM): u go u already started
Tmir (3:44:17 AM): shes ugly
AO35 (3:44:19 AM): hah
Ac5 (3:44:21 AM): u win
Tir (3:44:24 AM): no poo
(3:44:26 AM): i always win
ASuit5 (3:44:29 AM): haha
Tir (3:44:30 AM): in tails (tales* what an idiot u are jay!) of debauchury
(3:44:34 AM): shes like
ir (3:44:37 AM): on aim
A (3:44:37 AM): i got to small town party tonight
Tir (3:44:47 AM): "i am not boinking u the 1st time i see u"
Tr (3:44:49 AM): 3hrs later
r (3:44:53 AM): "boink me hard"
Tir (3:45:00 AM): but shes ugly
Tmir (3:45:11 AM): and i alrdy boinked in the morninmg
Tr (3:45:18 AM): and boinked her for an hr and busted 1 nut
Tir (3:45:21 AM): so im boinking her a 2nd tiome
Tr (3:45:25 AM): and im losing interest
r (3:45:27 AM): so im like
Tr (3:45:30 AM): orally please me for a while
Tr (3:45:35 AM): im sweaty amnd tired
Tr (3:45:38 AM): shes like
Tr (3:45:39 AM): NO
Tr (3:45:42 AM): I dont do that
T (3:45:47 AM): i literally laughed
Tr (3:45:50 AM): for like 10min
Tr (3:45:51 AM): im like
Tr (3:45:52 AM): "girl who gets around"
Tir (3:45:54 AM): ur boinking me
Tir (3:45:58 AM): after knowing me 3hrs
Tvir (3:46:05 AM): put my weed whacker in ur mouth
Tr (3:46:05 AM): she refused
Tr (3:46:11 AM): i drove her home
Tv (3:46:17 AM): top me
Act35 (3:46:21 AM): lol
A35 (3:46:22 AM): ok
A35 (3:46:26 AM): so im at casino
A(3:46:30 AM): gettin wasted and playin obv
Acit35 (3:46:40 AM): they are interviewing a pro
Ait35 (3:46:44 AM): prob one of hottest 5 pros
Act35 (3:46:47 AM): female
A(3:47:04 AM): Clonie Gowen
Auit35 (3:47:07 AM): so they sit 1-2
Ac5 (3:47:11 AM): her and her BF
A5 (3:47:22 AM): i get first dibs on move cause i know the room managers
Ait35 (3:47:30 AM): so i get moved in the seat next to clonie
Ac (3:47:39 AM): and across from her BF fiance whatever
Ac35 (3:47:46 AM): who has a job that u got offered with the WPT i belive
A5 (3:47:55 AM): anyhow
Ac35 (3:48:03 AM): i am playin talkin to clonie for 2 horus +++
A35 (3:48:09 AM): and we go to the bar and get smashed
Tv (3:48:14 AM): fool stole my job?
A35 (3:48:17 AM): idk
Tvr (3:48:17 M): weak
A35 (3:48:22 AM): he is with the wpt
Tv (3::AM): but i like when u get smashed
Acit35 (3:48:49 AM): yea but me clonie her BF and another guy that was at the table are hangin at the bar gettin smashed takin shots of jager and ****
Acit35 (3:48:51 AM): was elite
Tir (3:49:04 AM): ok
Auit35 (3:49:05 AM): retop it
Ac5 (3:49:07 AM): biatch
T(3:49:07 AM): when does this story get good?
Tvr (3:49:10 AM): u lost
A35 (3:49:10 AM): **** u
At35 (3:49:12 AM): no way
Tir (3:49:14 AM): cmon
Tvr (3:49:15 AM): no conmtest
AceJit35 (3:49:16 AM): u boinked an ugly girl
Acet35 (3:49:20 AM): and call ur story great
Tir (3:49:22 AM): she had nice boobies (yes jay really sauid this)
Ait35 (3:49:23 AM): post it in the forum
AfS5 (3:49:26 AM): see whos is better
Tvmir (3:49:31 AM): u post it
At35 (3:49:36 AM): u type better?
A(3:49:39 AM): u lose

[ChrisGill]

Poker is a dum beat, but then again so are ugly girls.

[Miklosik]

She may well be an ugly girl, but for all we know she's better looking than Jay. DAD wins.

[ChrisGill]

She may well be an ugly girl, but for all we know she's better looking than Jay. DAD wins.

Hahah, this.

[Miklosik]

Hahah, this.
I debated that response with one about Jay probably being with a pro also.

[ChrisGill]

A+ if jay slept with clonie gowan

[JayNYC]

A+ if jay slept with clonie gowan

http://www.pokerverdict.com/siteimage/scale/800/600/15514.png

[JayNYC]

1. I am hot.
2. Daduweewah probably made this whole thing up while ridiculously drunk.
3. This poll is rigged.

P.s. A vote for dudu is a vote for terrorism.

[Miklosik]

1. So you say.
2. Wouldn't doubt it.
3. Quite clearly.

[JayNYC]

This is why I'm hot
This is why Uh
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot Whoo
This is why
This is why I'm hot

I'm hot cause I'm fly
You ain't cause you're not
This is why
This is why I'm hot


This is why I'm hot
I don't gotta rap
I can sell a mill saying nothing on the track
I represent New York

This is why I'm hot

[Miklosik]

;) Got a stutter going on there Jay?;)

[DADuhWEEwah]

Ill get the pic off my phone and post it here... I am illiterate with phone to computer junk..... night really happened... booyah, more vots plz

[ChrisGill]

What is it with that pic of clonie?

[Kimmiejo]

Need to see a pic of the blow up doll before I make my final decision.

[DADuhWEEwah]

It is a tranny doll I think, womanly figure for the most part, mustache, and genitals only thing goofy about it...

[JayNYC]

How can I possibly be losing this?

Dudu made small talk with a Z list celebrity. He probably asked her how to play AK out of position (like she knows) and then begged for pictures and autographs. She oblidged and then was freaked out when he started following her and her fiance around the casino.

I am pretty sure that's how it happened. How am I losing?

[bluelips]

http://www.pokerverdict.com/siteimage/scale/800/600/15514.png

damn it, i was gonna poast that pic you rascal

[bluelips]

i voted jay ldo, cause **** dad that's why

edit: also jay got laid, i dont really see the brag in daduh's night :confused:

[fabrab]

If only you had got some oral...I,m sitting on the fence here.





:)

[fabrab]

Is that really clonie....I thought that was some $20 hooker and i had to
look again.I think she was having a hangover before her hangover...



:eek:

[fromafar]

Jay's night sounds very routine, ho-hum, nothing new...

At least Daduh meet someone on a list...

[bluelips]

Clonie Gowen isnt a brag imo unless she looks a lot better irl than on pics

[DADuhWEEwah]

Clonie Gowen isnt a brag imo unless she looks a lot better irl than on pics

I think she looks better than u personally

[DADuhWEEwah]

forgot , bump - whole point of that response ages late