ITT rate my play

[bluelips]

I axs giirl

me: wanna play Zelda?'
her: sure
Me: aight when link plays the ocarina, you can play my flute

[bluelips]

http://forums.kipin.net/images/smilies/icon_pa.png

[fritzson]

Meh... it was nothing I expected.

Where is the excitement??? :eek:

[bluelips]

wat

[ChrisGill]

Didn't work for me

[Miklosik]

yawn

[DangerMouse420]

Sorry blue . . .


http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/x_DangerMouse_x/Fail/fail_party.jpg

imo

[bluelips]

would pics help?

[fritzson]

Maybe, but you are hanging loose. :o

[bluelips]

meh this thread bombed

[fritzson]

http://www.odysseyzine.com/images/zeldascreen.jpg

[natsdad]

It bombed almost as bad as your line... you might just as well have tried this..

Blue: Hi
Girl: Hi
Blue: Where are you from..originally?
Girl: Fookin Newcastle like.
Blue: Do you have any Norwegian in you?
Girl: No
Blue: Would you like some?
:win:

It couldn't be any worse than the zelda line.:cool:

[deek1972]

i get it... must be my warped sense of humour that found it amusing :P

[bluelips]

yeah but that's an old one afaik

[bluelips]

Girl: Fookin Newcastle like.

isn't this how scousers talk? :confused:

[natsdad]

yeah but that's an old one afaik

Erm... :rolleyes:

isn't this how scousers talk? :confused:

Much the same type of words but murdered in a different accent. If i'd put 'Haddaway and shyte' instead of 'No' would that have been better?

[bluelips]

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/96059b533d.jpg

[DangerMouse420]

meh this thread bombed

Maybe this will save it . . .

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/x_DangerMouse_x/hottestpicintheworldln6.jpg

[fritzson]

Not really DangerMouse! If you hug her... she will broke... too thin waist! :D

[deek1972]

that ass would get a serious pounding though.. :cool:

[bluelips]

+1 on the ass :D

[DADuhWEEwah]

that ass would get a serious pounding though.. :cool:

lol +1

[bluelips]

i like her socks too

[seakcsn]

i dont get it

[fritzson]

i dont get it

why they put +1 on her ass? or just the thread?

[bluelips]

i dont get it

http://www.pixelcomic.net/files/ocarina.png

[fritzson]

lols @ blue....

[seakcsn]

i only read the first page when i responded. i didnt get the title of the thread.

i dont think anyone would argue with the ass part.

[bluelips]

the title??

basically rate how smooth/terrible the line i dropped was..

[bluelips]

also, im still on the first page imo :cool:

40 poasts per page ftw

[bluelips]

lols @ blue....

http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr264/brian07212/Christina_Applegate_Biography_2.jpg

[hawkman1985]

I would say first pic is better

[ChrisGill]

It bombed almost as bad as your line... you might just as well have tried this..

Blue: Hi
Girl: Hi
Blue: Where are you from..originally?
Girl: Fookin Newcastle like.
Blue: Do you have any Norwegian in you?
Girl: No
Blue: Would you like some?
:win:

It couldn't be any worse than the zelda line.:cool:

I laughed for 30 seconds straight after reading this, gotta love it :D

[ChrisGill]

Maybe this will save it . . .

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/x_DangerMouse_x/hottestpicintheworldln6.jpg

This girl possibly weighs less than i do!

[ChrisGill]

i like her socks too

Me 2

[fritzson]

Was just playing that... blonde! :rolleyes: :D

LMAO


http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr264/brian07212/Christina_Applegate_Biography_2.jpg

[DADuhWEEwah]

I can see her nipples

[bluelips]

so it's not just me?

[hawkman1985]

but her ass is amazing!!

[Miklosik]

I can see her nipples

so it's not just me?

Best to commit the image to memory boys, those twins are gone by surgeons knife now.

[DADuhWEEwah]

Best to commit the image to memory boys, those twins are gone by surgeons knife now.

But we have the pic forever

[DangerMouse420]

5 pages . . .

Thread saved imo

[bluelips]

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 [censored] of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty [censored] of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't [censored] with me *****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine ****** mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of [censored].
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

[bluelips]

Best to commit the image to memory boys, those twins are gone by surgeons knife now.

arent they already?

but i know amirite, the puic made me both happy and sad at the same time

[javiervd]

Maybe this will save it . . .

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/x_DangerMouse_x/hottestpicintheworldln6.jpg

How are her thighs wider than her waists? :confused:

Still very hot though! :cool: