scottishlad
01-10-2009, 05:47 AM
A couple of seasons ago Gordon Strachan noticed that his star player Deeks, had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Deeks, "Just what the hell is your secret?"
So Deeks replies, "Well Boss, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. This numbs it and I can **** 'em forever!"
The wee ginger winger went home early one day, and went to the bedroom. He heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he ripped off his clothes and started banging it on the dresser.
His wife stuck her head out of the shower and asked "Is that you Deeks?”
So Deeks replies, "Well Boss, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. This numbs it and I can **** 'em forever!"
The wee ginger winger went home early one day, and went to the bedroom. He heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he ripped off his clothes and started banging it on the dresser.
His wife stuck her head out of the shower and asked "Is that you Deeks?”