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AusFlex

03-16-2009, 01:03 AM

getting very annoying how the allin donks get rewarded all the time!! at least against me..someone please teach me how to avoid the lucky donkeys?? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fritzson

03-16-2009, 01:49 AM

It takes another lucky donk to beat a donk. ;)

When are you up against those lucky all in donks? In freerolls? Rebuys?
If so, play freezeouts...

If rebuy, take the opportunity to be a donk too...
Sometimes you just have to gamble in my opinion. :wave: :o

The game they are playing, is it holding in the long run.... Guess not!

Just breathe! If you have a crazy player on your table... try to ignore
him/her. He/she, can't be hot the whole time. Sooner or later he/she will
lose. Best way to keep the feelings intact is to ignore players who is/are annoying.

Crochet pot holders if you have to...

They will always be there! :wave:

AusFlex

03-16-2009, 02:22 AM

thanks Fritz...u have a calming affect :) ya they are everywhere...i am a good player, but results are not showing..just fustrating...some of these people just seem to know their 2 outer is coming, grrrrr!!! cant wait till my local casinos switch to NL in june..only $5 limit right now..much better live player....oh well, back to the drawing board...

fritzson

03-16-2009, 02:32 AM

Just lucky hits!! :wave:

BotTakeMoney

03-16-2009, 04:38 AM

EVERY 23 TO 1 COMES IN EVERY OTHER HAND............

EVERY 11 TO 1 HITS EVERY OTHER HAND........

EVERY UNDERDOG HAND COMES IN ON RIVER TO FLIP THE POT YOU BUILD........

THIS IS SO RIGGED UP TO HELP DONKS AND GRIND THE RAKE AGAINST GOOD PLAYERS...........

and if you say any different.........YOU ARE A DONK......

IT IS CLEAR AS CAN BE. SAD.

ONLY HOPE IS THAT ALL THESE BAD PLAYERS WILL THINK THEY KNOW HOW TO PLAY AND COME TO THE LIVE GAMES.

fritzson

03-16-2009, 05:43 AM

However the software is built you are up against people and their decisions...

It is people who push buttons, not the software.

I have made people to fold the best hand on turn or river...
and I am sure people has done the same to me.

No matter how the software is built you still need to make a choice, call, raise or fold.
When you have enough hands behind you can see what might come, you can maybe calc odds.
But hey, it is not sure your hand is going to be there in the end. There are X different
combinations of cards...

It is not all about the cards to play this game. It is positions, players etc.

So, ok J2 raise on UTG and get lucky and hit...

So, ok AA raise on UTG2 and loses against button with 76...

But hey, next time they do the same, they will probably lose.

Donk or not and rigged or not... we all have swings.

Yes, I am a donk, fish and clown... and happy with it. :wave: :D

natsdad

03-16-2009, 06:48 AM

EVERY 23 TO 1 COMES IN EVERY OTHER HAND............ No it doesn't.

EVERY 11 TO 1 HITS EVERY OTHER HAND........ No it doesn't

EVERY UNDERDOG HAND COMES IN ON RIVER TO FLIP THE POT YOU BUILD........ No it doesn't but when it does maybe you gave them odds to call.

THIS IS SO RIGGED UP TO HELP DONKS AND GRIND THE RAKE AGAINST GOOD PLAYERS........... No it doesn't

and if you say any different.........YOU ARE A DONK...... Ok i'm not arguing with that one.

IT IS CLEAR AS CAN BE. SAD.

ONLY HOPE IS THAT ALL THESE BAD PLAYERS WILL THINK THEY KNOW HOW TO PLAY AND COME TO THE LIVE GAMES.

Nice first post. In future anyone who's first post contains the word 'rigged' should be given a special avatar by Admin. I reckon a tinfoil hat. To stop them microwaving your brain maaaan.

fritzson

03-16-2009, 07:00 AM

LMAO Natsdad...

We have a hat like this in sweden and we call it "Dumstrut" = "dumb cone" direct translated. LMAO

http://www.hoofitup.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/dumstrut.jpg

I think admin should stop banning people, if it isn't really bad.. and put a hat
on them instead as an avatar... :D :win:

Fireman2x

03-16-2009, 07:58 AM

they think 3 7 off is good!!!

i love the players who keep calling with ace rag no matter what the bet, very frustrating when KK loses to an ace on the river with DONKS calling to the river with NOTHING

AusFlex

03-16-2009, 07:33 PM

why do people show up to play if their just going to donk their chips?? just got donked out of 1k freeroll..dude calls big preflop bet with j8 offsuit, i have AK..flop comes 9K8, i bet big, he calls and hits his J...i proceed to call him an enormous fish (which obviously he is,"sandmanontilt")...another player says he'll bust out soon, and sure enough, a few hands later he goes bust... i know its just a freeroll but thats no excuse...please come to denver and play at central city casinos-sandmanontilt hahahahaha.....there should be a specific thread that calls out these players-BIG FISHYS

fritzson

03-17-2009, 12:24 AM

Some don't take freerolls seriously, just because it is a freeroll. What they forget or don't think about is that they have been paying for it while playing cash games.

Go and play higher buy ins... I think you will feel better after that. :wave:

Good luck!

BotTakeMoney

03-17-2009, 01:23 PM

Nice first post. In future anyone who's first post contains the word 'rigged' should be given a special avatar by Admin. I reckon a tinfoil hat. To stop them microwaving your brain maaaan.

Here is alittle tip. IT IS A FACT. RIGGED is not a thought.

so go hold your nats in your mouth.

I see for a FACT that 23 to 1 and 11 to 1 and 5 to 1's are coming in every other hand.

so RIGGED to grind RAKE is a FACT. You dont want the donks to lose to quickly so you set your DONKEY SOFTWARE ON SOFT.....and the computer responds to what they are calling and trying to lose with......and in turn SAVES THEM.

IT IS A FACT

Miklosik

03-17-2009, 01:28 PM

FOURDEAD36

03-17-2009, 01:33 PM

natsdad

03-17-2009, 01:33 PM

Here is alittle tip. IT IS A FACT. RIGGED is not a thought.

so go hold your nats in your mouth.

I see for a FACT that 23 to 1 and 11 to 1 and 5 to 1's are coming in every other hand.

so RIGGED to grind RAKE is a FACT. You dont want the donks to lose to quickly so you set your DONKEY SOFTWARE ON SOFT.....and the computer responds to what they are calling and trying to lose with......and in turn SAVES THEM.

IT IS A FACT

Of course it's rigged. Or perhaps you're just ****? Is it possible that you are actually a **** poker player? No surely not, you're the next Hellmuth or Ivey, if only the danged software didn't keep making you lose....

natsdad

03-17-2009, 01:34 PM

Tick....tick...tick....tick.....

Miklosik

03-17-2009, 01:35 PM

Tick....tick...tick....tick.....

looks like a nail does he?

natsdad

03-17-2009, 01:36 PM

looks like a nail does he?

Waiting for the next explosion of FACT!!!!:rolleyes:

DangerMouse420

03-17-2009, 02:03 PM

Here is alittle tip. IT IS A FACT. RIGGED is not a thought.

so go hold your nats in your mouth.

I see for a FACT that 23 to 1 and 11 to 1 and 5 to 1's are coming in every other hand.

so RIGGED to grind RAKE is a FACT. You dont want the donks to lose to quickly so you set your DONKEY SOFTWARE ON SOFT.....and the computer responds to what they are calling and trying to lose with......and in turn SAVES THEM.

IT IS A FACT

I was going to actually answer you but I can`t be bother tbh.

All I`ll suggest is you visit http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/x_DangerMouse_x/TinFoil_DB52B2F1-0E7F-A983-F0F9D799.jpg

I`m sure you`ll look very fetching.

Nats . . .

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/x_DangerMouse_x/banhammercaticanhasbanhkl1.jpg

???

chipraker420

03-17-2009, 02:03 PM

Waiting for the next explosion of FACT!!!!:rolleyes:

It is a FACT that my left nut hangs lower than my right.

natsdad

03-17-2009, 02:22 PM

I was going to actually answer you but I can`t be bother tbh.

All I`ll suggest is you visit http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/x_DangerMouse_x/TinFoil_DB52B2F1-0E7F-A983-F0F9D799.jpg

I`m sure you`ll look very fetching.

Nats . . .

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/x_DangerMouse_x/banhammercaticanhasbanhkl1.jpg

???

LOL...maybes.

BenediktXVI

03-17-2009, 02:24 PM

It is a FACT that my left nut hangs lower than my right.

no proof either :eek::D

chipraker420

03-17-2009, 02:42 PM

no proof either :eek::D
Notice how the left one hangs slightly lower
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w51/chipraker420/Owned-NutSack.jpg

Miklosik

03-17-2009, 02:45 PM

PMSL, have you been to the spa for a Brazilian wax?

BenediktXVI

03-17-2009, 03:07 PM

:eek: I expected another pic - groundhog style :D
But hey looks like fun :win:

almurray

03-17-2009, 03:15 PM

getting very annoying how the allin donks get rewarded all the time!! at least against me..someone please teach me how to avoid the lucky donkeys?? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't play..........then you can't meet them!

almurray

03-17-2009, 03:16 PM

Notice how the left one hangs slightly lower
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w51/chipraker420/Owned-NutSack.jpg

OMG...chip has no penis!

chipraker420

03-17-2009, 03:32 PM

OMG...chip has no penis!

LOL It is cleverly tucked away....

almurray

03-17-2009, 04:09 PM

LOL It is cleverly tucked away....

Dress to the left!...........and why does her mate look so ****ed off. Did she want some nuts too? LMAO

Ugly mate left out as usual...lol (and shes ginger I think.....no hope.)....(al ducks from gingers abuse!)

digzkatz

03-17-2009, 05:20 PM

Could it be chip was wary of hair clips and she didn't want to remove them? Be very hard to explain to fireman/doctor etc while being released!!:eek:
Also, whats that in her hand? Nutcracker???

AusFlex

03-17-2009, 08:15 PM

dont play is not an option, but thanks al...durrrrrrrrr.... p.s. get a life!

fritzson

03-18-2009, 12:35 PM

We all play, maybe not always with our forum name... But yes! all of us play.

xTENSEx

03-19-2009, 01:12 AM

You Were Dealt (Ah, Ad)
storm42 Calls 30
72poker Calls 30
billbones Folds
reddevilsfan32 Calls 30
samoachic Calls 15
xTENSEx Raised to 180
storm42 Calls 150
72poker Folds
reddevilsfan32 Calls 150
samoachic Folds
Dealing Flop (9h,3h,Td)
xTENSEx Bets 300
storm42 Calls 300
reddevilsfan32 Calls 300
Dealing Turn (8s)
xTENSEx All In
storm42 Folds
reddevilsfan32 Calls 967
reddevilsfan32 Shows (6c, 9s)
xTENSEx Shows (Ah, Ad)
Dealing River (6h)
reddevilsfan32 Wins 3,434 from Pot 1 with : Two Pair Nines and Sixes

donk rewarded.

AusFlex

03-19-2009, 11:22 AM

i am soooo done with this site...i take badbeats nonstop all day and every which way..i take 20 badbeats to maybe 1 from me, hmmm love those odds. its like i have a sign on my back, call with your 2 outs and u will hit.. freakin rediculous!! cant catch a break...thank you RANDOM (my ass its random) draw...soooo bad!!! it makes poker soo much fun..weeeeeeeeeeee

AusFlex

03-19-2009, 01:40 PM

i do actually like this site, just venting...hopefully my bad luck passes :(

FOURDEAD36

03-19-2009, 01:59 PM

vent away!!!! stay with your game m8!!!! had those bad runs myself

SteelmanJohn

03-19-2009, 02:08 PM

stay off the ring games the freerolls are too expensive stick with the mtt's more fun there with better chance of building br :) imo

fritzson

03-19-2009, 02:55 PM

stay off the ring games the freerolls are too expensive stick with the mtt's more fun there with better chance of building br :) imo

I think it is good to jump around. Little ring, little sng and little tourneys...

Ehum.. that would be more tourneys and some sngs and very little ring. :o

Great game of you today SteelmanJohn... I lost my patience with those 77. lol

fritzson

03-19-2009, 02:58 PM

i do actually like this site, just venting...hopefully my bad luck passes :(

Ehum.. have you thinking about blogging.. that is a good way to get your tilt moods
out and of course an opportunity to reflect over your game, your hands etc.

chipraker420

03-19-2009, 04:10 PM

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w51/chipraker420/thread-is-gay.jpg

AusFlex

03-19-2009, 07:00 PM

Thanks for the kind words-fourdead,steelman,and fritz..not much of a blogger...ill stick with it, was 4th in todays 1K freeroll-knock on wood for even mentioning that ;) ... chipraker420 quit spamming peoples threads, should be deleted ... good luck to all the good people out there :D

Miklosik

03-19-2009, 07:08 PM

bad beats and suckouts aren't the problem for me recently. I can't seem to find two cards worth playing. Fold my way to the ft, look at my stats, 86% fold rate. Pathetic.

Fireman2x

03-19-2009, 07:41 PM

push and pray, only skill they have. Would hardly call em poker players

natsdad

03-20-2009, 04:28 AM

You might have to wait long periods for my post cause I am busy PLAYING AT REAL SITES.

Might have to wait a bit longer than you planned. Oh and a ROI of 14% doesn'y qualify you to comment on the play of players you've never played against.:wave:

FinishEmOff

03-20-2009, 06:20 AM

I wish we could download hand histories to Tracker or Office, I swear my win loss ratio with AA, KK or QQ on this site is incredible. 80% lose rate, cash gmes MTT Si & Go's . Site is truely set for max rake......

natsdad

03-20-2009, 05:01 PM

Okay it's true. I astrally projected myself to Brisbane where i played one on one with Liam. I finished him with a sweet hook shot and so he was forced to reveal pdc's deepest darkest secret..... are you ready?......shall i tell you?.....okay.....

The best hand doesn't always win......:eek:

Sometimes AA loses...:eek:

Quite often when you have KK there's an Ace on the flop...:eek:

But.....

All online sites have such beats.....:eek::eek:

And here's the real killer.....

It happens in real life too.:eek::eek::eek::beaten::beaten::beaten: