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carz990
06-08-2009, 08:44 AM
newcastle statement to the press as follows regarding sale of the club.....


"Interested parties should contact Newcastle United at admin@nufc.co.uk (or Keith Harris at Seymour Pierce) for further details.
"The club will not be making any further comment at the present time."


that email once again is......


admin@nufc.co.uk

admin@nufc.co.uk

admin@nufc.co.uk

bluelips
06-08-2009, 09:08 AM
I offer 3.50

carz990
06-08-2009, 10:51 AM
More than me i stuck in a bid for a buck

Miklosik
06-08-2009, 11:54 AM
I assume you guys are talking soccer here. This has nothing to do with the sale of any team but it is funny nonetheless.

http://www.insideworldsoccer.com/2009/04/footballer-given-yellow-card-for.html

xxSPRINGTIMExx
06-08-2009, 12:41 PM
I assume you guys are talking soccer here. This has nothing to do with the sale of any team but it is funny nonetheless.

http://www.insideworldsoccer.com/2009/04/footballer-given-yellow-card-for.html

FOOTBALL,,,(soccer)

Miklosik
06-08-2009, 12:44 PM
FOOTBALL,,,[SIZE="3"(soccer)[/SIZE]

Then why do you play it with a soccer ball?

RazorsHell
06-08-2009, 12:49 PM
its called football by the rest of the world ...for some odd reason the americans r left behind in this as normal and make up there own names for sports...how can u call american football ..football when u throw the ball and then make a 1 hr game last 3 hrs beggars belief...lol and also allow room for adverts while in the middle of it all...lol....also we us a football not a soccer ball and use our feet hence the name football

Miklosik
06-08-2009, 01:09 PM
What started as a light-hearted, fun thread has regressed to your skewed perception of Americans. You say football, I say soccer, let's leave it there shall we?

RazorsHell
06-08-2009, 01:15 PM
i made a lighthearted reply which obvs i have upset your views on us lesser people of the world ..not american ..lol ..i have many american friends and im sure they have a sense of humour and understand that there is a world outside of american...lol..and this is a thread i about football and an english side up for sale ..poor toon and the mackems laughing at there demise which im sure u dont understand about english football history...:win:

Snoggler
06-08-2009, 01:18 PM
Er i think they only corrected the word* term football. I know better than to say soccer to any euro nation lol. I first went high school back in 70's School called it soccer, everyone that played it called it football, cause they were mostly European. Do not think they were knocking No one just correcting light heartedly. And not knocking no one but this is a Aussie site, with American dictionary. Everywhere but USA color is spelled colour. Or most the world. Etc :wave: I still dont know why we call FootBall football when its mostly a passing throwing game lol. We should call our football soccer :D lol

Thaxiss
06-08-2009, 01:20 PM
Americans do EVERYTHING our own special way. It's why the rest of the world can revile us while accepting our money.

the football thing may be a little wierd, but if you consider the World Series and the World Championships to which the rest of the world is not invited, you'll see a pattern.

RazorsHell
06-08-2009, 01:23 PM
newcastle statement to the press as follows regarding sale of the club.....


"Interested parties should contact Newcastle United at admin@nufc.co.uk (or Keith Harris at Seymour Pierce) for further details.
"The club will not be making any further comment at the present time."


that email once again is......


admin@nufc.co.uk

admin@nufc.co.uk

admin@nufc.co.uk

all your fault darren coz u taking the mickey out of the toon(newcastle united football club)as u r a mackem(sunderland football club)local rivals..hope all is explained now

RazorsHell
06-08-2009, 01:24 PM
Americans do EVERYTHING our own special way. It's why the rest of the world can revile us while accepting our money.

the football thing may be a little wierd, but if you consider the World Series and the World Championships to which the rest of the world is not invited, you'll see a pattern.

i see the pattern ...lol...(what money do u have left that we can borrow please)

carz990
06-08-2009, 01:25 PM
all your fault darren coz u taking the mickey out of toon(newcastle united football club)as u r a mackem(sunderland football club)local rivals..hope all is explained now

Not taking the **** im genuinely concerned for NUFC would hate to see them go into administration :win:

RazorsHell
06-08-2009, 01:28 PM
Not taking the **** im genuinely concerned for NUFC would hate to see them go into administration :win:


i may beg to differ on that subject ....or ask a few toon fans weres mortas when u need him..lmao

Snoggler
06-08-2009, 01:29 PM
Errr now we getting almost to a English/Euro footsball game...:D eruption in the stands !! :win:

I do see the light Thaxiss :D :wave:

RazorsHell
06-08-2009, 01:31 PM
Errr now we getting almost to a English/Euro footsball game...:D eruption in the stands !! :win:

I do see the light Thaxiss :D :wave:


hard to have an eruption in the stands when they are all seater stadiums:confused::rolleyes:lol

Miklosik
06-08-2009, 01:31 PM
i made a lighthearted reply which obvs i have upset your views on us lesser people of the world ..not american ..lol ..i have many american friends and im sure they have a sense of humour and understand that there is a world outside of american...lol..and this is a thread i about football and an english side up for sale ..poor toon and the mackems laughing at there demise which im sure u dont understand about english football history...:win:

Please don't put words in my mouth. I never said anything of the sort and you know it.

Now, I propose the following: Worldminusamerica football should really be called bodyball as the only body part that is illegal to use is one's hands.

carz990
06-08-2009, 01:35 PM
Think the yanks call it soccer as theyve already got a sport by the same name. Back on track lets see them w...... in division one after what they did in 87 and then trying to cheat us out of promotion in 90

RazorsHell
06-08-2009, 01:36 PM
we love americans always good fun there money as good as anyone elses and bodyball would b boring without u americans would b a interesting game nevertheless with or without u

RazorsHell
06-08-2009, 01:39 PM
Think the yanks call it soccer as theyve already got a sport by the same name. Back on track lets see them w...... in division one after what they did in 87 and then trying to cheat us out of promotion in 90


carz as u know im neutral in these matters ...lol..being a spurs fan i have my share of crosses to bare same as u being a mackem and im sure u wish the toon good luck in the champioship next season along with the smoggies(middlersboro fc) and u may get some more derby games next season ..sorry the following season.teehee

DazzaH2
06-08-2009, 01:46 PM
newcastle statement to the press as follows regarding sale of the club.....


"Interested parties should contact Newcastle United at admin@nufc.co.uk (or Keith Harris at Seymour Pierce) for further details.
"The club will not be making any further comment at the present time."


that email once again is......


admin@nufc.co.uk

admin@nufc.co.uk

admin@nufc.co.uk

I take it your a SMB I'd rather chew my leg off than be a Mackem

Snoggler
06-08-2009, 01:49 PM
I don't have a clue when you guys start talking footsball but. Its odd sport to me. Fun to kick a ball though.

I do think though. That Goalie in football/soccer. Considering size of dat net! Give them Biggest bucks sports wise.. lol beats any hockey goalie ! Ball not as fast as puck sometimes but some them guys pull off real wild saves!

Thaxiss
06-08-2009, 01:53 PM
sorry, man. Even we Yanks are broke these days...

Who can take tomorrow....
Spend it all today....
Who can take your paycheck and
Tax it all away.
Obamaman
Obamaman
Obamaman can cause he mixes it with hope and makes the world taste good

carz990
06-08-2009, 01:54 PM
I take it your a SMB I'd rather chew my leg off than be a Mackem


whos the next messiah?

DazzaH2
06-08-2009, 02:46 PM
whos the next messiah?

not even Jesus can save us now :mad:

mortas
06-08-2009, 02:48 PM
whos the next messiah?




ME :D

DazzaH2
06-08-2009, 03:02 PM
Not taking the **** im genuinely concerned for NUFC would hate to see them go into administration :win:

You lying macam, you know and i know that you'd love it....lol

RazorsHell
06-08-2009, 03:38 PM
ME :D


u wish lol

carz990
06-08-2009, 05:19 PM
ME :D


You look a bit like Ashley as it goes :D

DazzaH2
06-08-2009, 05:38 PM
You look a bit like Ashley as it goes :D

lmfao

mortas
06-09-2009, 07:52 AM
lmfao

Quote:
Originally Posted by carz990
You look a bit like Ashley as it goes


bassa`s :D

almurray
06-09-2009, 01:06 PM
A Singapore-based group which includes former Liverpool midfielder Steve McMahon is ready to table a bid for Newcastle, BBC Sport has learned.

The Profitable Group claims that it would keep Alan Shearer on as manager if successful.

However, Newcastle say they are yet to be contacted by the group.

Current owner Mike Ashley put the club up for sale for £100m following the Magpies' relegation from the Premier League last season.

Keith Harris, chairman of investment bank Seymour Pierce, has been appointed to broker a deal, which he expects to be completed by the end of June.

He said on Monday that he had already been in contact with "two or three" interested parties.

"The group website names Kenny Dalglish as their UK operations advisor and former Liverpool midfielder Steve McMahon is a director.

"Their concept for the club involves hugely increasing supporter involvement through a trust system on the lines of that in place at Barcelona.

"Alan Shearer is their number one choice as manager, they'd look to increase capacity of St James' Park and put a footballing man in the boardroom."

Time is of the essence for Newcastle, who remain without a manager as they prepare for life in the Championship.

Shearer, who took charge of the Magpies on a temporary basis at the end of last season, has presented his future plans to Ashley, but the owner is unwilling to appoint a full-time manager because prospective buyers are likely to want to make their own appointment.

Season ticket-holders are due to receive their renewal notices this week, but many may be unwilling to commit themselves as long as the unpopular Ashley remains owner and fans' favourite Shearer is not guaranteed a job.

carz990
06-09-2009, 01:34 PM
Paper talk Al always the same close season make wild guesses, tomorrow it will be a wealthy american consortium is looking to buy. Im afraid theyre stuck with big fat Mike for the forseeable future :)

almurray
06-09-2009, 02:28 PM
Rumour in the toon is 2 or 3 interested parties and that Ashley will accept in the region of £80,000,000.

That could be good business long term. Personally, (as a toon fan) I can't see them bouncing back straight away.

Big Al as manger.......He has no (next to none) managerial experience and has also never played in the championship......a very different league and style of football. Is he right for the job....not sure. I would like to see him involved and possibly as manager, but I think it may take 2 seasons to get back and not sure that he is the man for the job in the championship.

£80,000,000 for a championship club??? I guess thats the big question.........Sleeping giants or another Leeds?.....you decide!

carz990
06-09-2009, 03:47 PM
i tried to help yous out but listing ended




http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170342669079

TheRealBBE1
06-09-2009, 08:17 PM
What started as a light-hearted, fun thread has regressed to your skewed perception of Americans. You say football, I say soccer, let's leave it there shall we?

You say potatoe, I SAY SPUD :P:D

TheRealBBE1
06-09-2009, 08:43 PM
Rumour in the toon is 2 or 3 interested parties and that Ashley will accept in the region of £80,000,000.

That could be good business long term. Personally, (as a toon fan) I can't see them bouncing back straight away.

Big Al as manger.......He has no (next to none) managerial experience and has also never played in the championship......a very different league and style of football. Is he right for the job....not sure. I would like to see him involved and possibly as manager, but I think it may take 2 seasons to get back and not sure that he is the man for the job in the championship.

£80,000,000 for a championship club??? I guess thats the big question.........Sleeping giants or another Leeds?.....you decide!

It has too be a sleeping giant, its not possible to be called a big club when you havnt won anything for over 40 years! If it was on fan base then Newcastle would be a big club along with Man city (30k in div 1)

Newcastle fans are superb but need to wake up abit and realise they are not as big as what thay think they are!

Onto my next point, Why are Newcastle fans so gullable? Shearer didnt want to know when you were a safe mid-table club, he was happy picking up his fat wages from the BBC, but when it becomes almost a complete hopeless mess he sees achance to get his bloated ego a boost and take the NO LOSE post as manager, if he keeps them up his hero status goes higher than ever before but if they (which they did) go down then he can leave with the pats on his back and 'oh its ok you tried your best but we still think your great'. Can you really see him going to peterboro on a wet n cold wintery tuesday night? errrrrrrrrrm NO, come on Toon fans lets get real n wake up, 1 win in 8 (maybe wrong but close) and god no' how many £millions, hes took your money and ran and made a mockery of you. Has an England fan i respect him as a player but has a person hes in the gutter for me, sorry!

muzza1
06-10-2009, 03:37 PM
Not taking the **** im genuinely concerned for NUFC would hate to see them go into administration :win:

Well put your money where your mouth is and offer $5, gtd transfer fund for Shearer of $25 and it's yours. You could have them in the Conference in no time, just think of that pleasure

Miklosik
06-10-2009, 03:40 PM
You say potatoe, I SAY SPUD :P:D

I'll be you went to the Vice President Dan Quayle Skool of Speeling! He took a boatload of bs for putting an 'e' at the end of potato. So I'll stick to 'spud' along with you.:D

TheRealBBE1
06-10-2009, 04:49 PM
I'll be you went to the Vice President Dan Quayle Skool of Speeling! He took a boatload of bs for putting an 'e' at the end of potato. So I'll stick to 'spud' along with you.:D

OMG so i did, but i am fighting against an awful keyboard so im stcking too that excuse :D

p.s its SCHOOL not SKOOL;):P:D

deek1972
06-10-2009, 04:52 PM
i reckon she knew that, hence the skool of speeling... ( school of spelling )
its ok, ur english, i forgive you... :P:D:wave:

TheRealBBE1
06-10-2009, 05:01 PM
i reckon she knew that, hence the skool of speeling... ( school of spelling )
its ok, ur english, i forgive you... :P:D:wave:

True, we would never produce something as bad as Gordon Brown ;):D

carz990
06-10-2009, 06:02 PM
You could have them in the Conference in no time, just think of that pleasure


Me thinks theyll come close to that without my input muz.

carz990
06-10-2009, 06:05 PM
It has too be a sleeping giant, its not possible to be called a big club when you havnt won anything for over 40 years! If it was on fan base then Newcastle would be a big club along with Man city (30k in div 1)

Newcastle fans are superb but need to wake up abit and realise they are not as big as what thay think they are!


Had one try to tell me how we live in their shadow and how they have a great european history. Turns out the great history was a trip to Milan a game which they only drew., past glorys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YQs4aA7LHU

TheRealBBE1
06-10-2009, 07:08 PM
Im from the West Mids so N.East rivalry dsnt concern me, but that video is so funny lol