Santa is Coming

[scotlady]

As its only 12 1/2 weeks until Christmas:eek: I thought I would add a bit of humour & fun by asking ppl what they want from Santa:D

:wave:

[HouseKat]

A new dealer please :D

[natsdad]

A cure for male pattern baldness......:beaten:

[scotlady]

A cure for male pattern baldness......:beaten:
lmao, even Santa has his limitations:P :beaten:

[mortas]

As its only 12 1/2 weeks until Christmas:eek: I thought I would add a bit of humour & fun by asking ppl what they want from Santa:D

:wave:
u know how 2 depress people jax lol

[natsdad]

lmao, even Santa has his limitations:P :beaten:

LOL...weeeell i still have my two front teef, thought it was worth a try.;)

[skinski]

peace and harmony in this world.....

[NutFlopper]

asking ppl what they want from Santa:D
Tina Wallmann

[Leafy68]

a job!!!

[cazwil]

The biggest SPONGE in the world.;) :D


Caz:D

or a wide knecked bottle will do.:D

[scotlady]

LOL...weeeell i still have my two front teef, thought it was worth a try.;)
Err I dont but it does have its advantages:beaten:


Anyway, I would like a Ladies Poker.com Top & a Poker Book:beaten:

[cazwil]

Err I dont but it does have its advantages:beaten:


Anyway, I would like a Ladies Poker.com Top & a Poker Book:beaten:
LIAR.....................

Bubblewand


Caz;) :D

[scotlady]

The biggest SPONGE in the world.;) :D


Caz:D

or a wide knecked bottle will do.:D
OMG, Santa gonna have to hunt for one, would a mattress not do? Or maybe a bucket:beaten: Just as well he got 12 1/2 wks then:rolleyes:

Have u tried a shop with Initials A.S for the latter item:P :eek:

[scotlady]

LIAR.....................

Bubblewand


Caz;) :D
Yerr but Liam already told me if I win one he gonna steal it:( :( :(

[cazwil]

OMG, Santa gonna have to hunt for one, would a mattress not do? Or maybe a bucket:beaten: Just as well he got 12 1/2 wks then:rolleyes:

Have u tried a shop with Initials A.S for the latter item:P :eek:
:confused: :confused: :confused: seriously WHAT?

Caz

[cazwil]

Just realised, this is going to be a green dot issue doh

Caz, pmsl , literally

[scotlady]

:confused: :confused: :confused: seriously WHAT?

Caz
I dont think I am allowed to advertise the name but err lemme think -

First name - rhymes with PAN
Second name - rhymes with BUMMERS

:beaten:

[scotlady]

Just realised, this is going to be a green dot issue doh

Caz, pmsl , literally
Yup its on, how strange:confused: :confused: :beaten: :P

[cazwil]

I dont think I am allowed to advertise the name but err lemme think -

First name - rhymes with PAN
Second name - rhymes with BUMMERS

:beaten:
Got it. The light bulb went 'ping', blo ody blinded me in the process:D

[coolhand75]

can i have a royal flush at a $50/$100 table please santa?

[cazwil]

can i have a royal flush at a $50/$100 table please santa?
Depends, have you been a GOOD boy;)

[babsone]

Every year when I am asked I tell my children a bit of peace please

One year Elaine wrapped a piece of paper up with a bit of peace written on it lol

I am still waiting though for it to come true:rolleyes:

Maybe this year Santa please:P

[scotlady]

Depends, have you been a GOOD boy;)
Oi missus, you will scare all the little boys n girls away:eek: :beaten: :(

[scotlady]

Every year when I am asked I tell my children a bit of peace please

One year Elaine wrapped a piece of paper up with a bit of peace written on it lol

I am still waiting though for it to come true:rolleyes:

Maybe this year Santa please:P
Awwww that is so sweet:)

[scotlady]

Santa, can I pls get some new neighbours? These ones r driving me up the wall, I mean its 1am and dunno what they doing but he seems to have found a hammer:beaten:

[scotlady]

Hello Santa again,

Can you possibly ask that nice man Kris if we can get the $3NL back again plsss. If you succeed then I promise to give Rudolph an extra carrot;) :D :D

:wave:

[Leafy68]

Every year when I am asked I tell my children a bit of peace please

One year Elaine wrapped a piece of paper up with a bit of peace written on it lol

I am still waiting though for it to come true:rolleyes:

Maybe this year Santa please:P


ya i ask for a piece every year too.. maybe santa will be nawty and get me one :D

[NOKYJOKER]

:hearts: A new girlfriend crycrycrycyrcrycry

[scotlady]

ya i ask for a piece every year too.. maybe santa will be nawty and get me one :D
Yeah but you just wanna piece of Santa Kel:eek: :beaten:

He's a busy man:beaten:

[Leafy68]

Yeah but you just wanna piece of Santa Kel:eek: :beaten:

He's a busy man:beaten:


lol not of santa.. just a piece :D

[scotlady]

Santa can I pls have a laptop cooler coz I been playing too much Poker & now my laptop gettin kinda hot:beaten: :(

[babsone]

Lady you are so greedy how many things have you asked Santa for?:rolleyes:

Oh well supose you have been a good girl so maybe he might oblige:wave:

Watch out though as those fairies will be about checking who has been good or bad so dont blow it :eek:

[scotlady]

Lady you are so greedy how many things have you asked Santa for?:rolleyes:

Oh well supose you have been a good girl so maybe he might oblige:wave:

Watch out though as those fairies will be about checking who has been good or bad so dont blow it :eek:
I'm bad really but I'm good at being bad;) :beaten:

[babsone]

I'm bad really but I'm good at being bad;) :beaten:

Lmao so lets just say we will both not get what we are asking for then:P

Lets just be bad lol :eek:

[scotlady]

Lmao so lets just say we will both not get what we are asking for then:P

Lets just be bad lol :eek:
Woohoo, watch out Liam, am comin to LICK ya:D ;) :D

[neefer]

I wanttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttttttt....

Its a secret. :)

[tazdog2]

BAH Hum Bug!

[babsone]

BAH Hum Bug!

Ho ho ho Rob :P

[Ramster44]

I'm bad really but I'm good at being bad;) :beaten:
Well you know what they say about girls
When they're good they're good
but when they're bad they're better

[scotlady]

Well you know what they say about girls
When they're good they're good
but when they're bad they're better
Hmm wonder if the badder I am the bigger my surprise:eek: :beaten:

[tazdog2]

BAH HUM BUG! lol

[scotlady]

:)

Bah Humbug!

Santa's elves must have been chuckling with revenge when they wrote the following on toy labels.

1. Batteries not included
2. WARNING! Choking Hazard!
3. Some assembly required
4. Adult supervision a must!
5. Contains many small parts
6. Do not eat
7. E-Z instructions!
8. Eyes may detach and pose a choking hazard
9. If product causes vomiting, itching skin or rash, contact pediatrician immediately.
10. Accesories shown are not at all included.
11. Item may or may not contain product displayed on box

I mean those elves must know that our little ones will always want their toys in working condition RIGHT NOW! I mean who really wants to run out to RiteAid on Xmas morning for 5 AAA batteries? And who would have imagined that one would need a screwdriver simply to remove the toy car from its box? And why does Mattel always sew Barbie's hair into the box? Don't they know an eager toddler will be jumping frantically at my feet awaiting his/her new toy?

Bah Humbug I say!
:wave:

[babsone]

Lol Always thought they should have made the boxes stronger:)

After managing to save and buy all the toys they wanted:rolleyes:

They end up playing for hours in a box they came packed in:beaten:

People asking what they received for Christmas oh a jig saw they reply :eek:

Kids and Santa magical time enjoy as long as you can:D

Save money and aquire a big box and buy a jig saw:win:

[mimi2mik]

:)

Bah Humbug!

Santa's elves must have been chuckling with revenge when they wrote the following on toy labels.

1. Batteries not included
2. WARNING! Choking Hazard!
3. Some assembly required
4. Adult supervision a must!
5. Contains many small parts
6. Do not eat
7. E-Z instructions!
8. Eyes may detach and pose a choking hazard
9. If product causes vomiting, itching skin or rash, contact pediatrician immediately.
10. Accesories shown are not at all included.
11. Item may or may not contain product displayed on box

I mean those elves must know that our little ones will always want their toys in working condition RIGHT NOW! I mean who really wants to run out to RiteAid on Xmas morning for 5 AAA batteries? And who would have imagined that one would need a screwdriver simply to remove the toy car from its box? And why does Mattel always sew Barbie's hair into the box? Don't they know an eager toddler will be jumping frantically at my feet awaiting his/her new toy?

Bah Humbug I say!
:wave:


LOL...it's a conspiracy I tell ya!:D

[NeoBahamut]

Dear santa

i would like a new brain a one that never makes stupid bets or calls!

[AcesHigh80]

Dear Santa I know its a far stretch but I would like.....
the feeling of being rested, u know like the one before kids, if u could grant me that I might even stop wishin for my pre kid body and just jump on that treadmill over in my corner. 12 weeks i bet u can figure something out for me!

[MTLdon]

I would like a HP of weed and a box of dutch masters.Thanks Sanata I know it will be under the tree this X mas.

[scotlady]

Just a little reminder that its just over 10 wks till Santa comes, woohoo:D

:beaten:

[tazdog2]

BAH HUMBUG!

[scotlady]

BAH HUMBUG!
lmao


:P :P :P

[scotlady]

Santa comes in 7 1/2 weeks woohoo:D :D

Think the forum needs some cheer, hmm maybe talkin bout Santa aint the way:beaten: :beaten:

pssst, he dances if you click on him:)

[tazdog2]

Not to my house, Bah Humbug!

[scotlady]

Not to my house, Bah Humbug!

lmao, I wondered if u would be the first to respond:D

Dont u get ur animals pressies:(

[FOURDEAD36]

All I need for Christmas is friends like you guys!!and pocket rockets..hehe

[scotlady]

All I need for Christmas is friends like you guys!!and pocket rockets..hehe

Awww u mushy sod:P :)

U just want something in stockings dont ya, oh I mean in ur stocking:P :beaten:

[tazdog2]

lmao, I wondered if u would be the first to respond:D

Dont u get ur animals pressies:(

Yep, I pay for their life everyday, and I give them my love, so its X-mas everyday for them, and again BAH HUNBUG, lmao

[scotlady]

Yep, I pay for their life everyday, and I give them my love, so its X-mas everyday for them, and again BAH HUNBUG, lmao

Lucky animals:)

[Kimmiejo]

Maybe you could play this song for your dogs and your snake rob :D ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRgAYAGQG-s

[scotlady]

Maybe you could play this song for your dogs and your snake rob :D ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRgAYAGQG-s

:beaten:

sweet

[ATheGuruK]

I would like a HP of weed and a box of dutch masters.Thanks Sanata I know it will be under the tree this X mas.

You need a roomate LOL?

[AcesHigh80]

:D i love santa but i have just one request, can he hold off a couple extra weeks this year? or maybe i could hit the jackpot instead, lol :D

[Leafy68]

bah humbug :beaten:

[DangerMouse420]

bah humbug :beaten:

Dang you beat me to it.:beaten:

[Kimmiejo]

awwww Kel....this will cheer you up ;) ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRgAYAGQG-s

[Leafy68]

awwww Kel....this will cheer you up ;) ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRgAYAGQG-s


blech mushy xmas stuff.. even worse!!! :D

:eek::beaten: *runs away from this thread fast like* :beaten::eek:

[Kimmiejo]

blech mushy xmas stuff.. even worse!!! :D

:eek::beaten: *runs away from this thread fast like* :beaten::eek:

:( but that was a song from me to you :(

[scotlady]

OMG 1973:o
I loved this:beaten:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK-o_ISPu8I

[MrNobody]

groovy hair, man.

[scotlady]

Remind ya of anyone ???:beaten:

Bah humbug:P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOtA3_0z2lo

[scotlady]

groovy hair, man.

He was my hero, lol:beaten:

[Kimmiejo]

poor granny :( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfSb6J4jhcU

[scotlady]

lmao Kimmie, love it.:D

So is this where we put the xmas stuff then:beaten: Hope mimi dont mind coz she got her music one. Sry mimi:( But think its best we have a dedicated to Santa thread:D

[Kimmiejo]

lmao Kimmie, love it.:D

So is this where we put the xmas stuff then:beaten: Hope mimi dont mind coz she got her music one. Sry mimi:( But think its best we have a dedicated to Santa thread:D

I agree!:D

[scotlady]

Anything Santa/Christmas related in here then, woohoo:D :beaten:

[Killashandra]

:cool: :eek: :D

Where do you find them.

Nice "bubble".

LMAO.

[scotlady]

lol, I got another picture but best not post on here:beaten: Poor Rudolph is all I gotta say...

Find what mate? The videos are all in the same place, there is a search facility on the youtube page. As for the pics, I just googled:)

[Kimmiejo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG1ZphXJI4o
hehe

[scotlady]

lol Kimmie, I thought of puttin that one but didnt have the guts:) Go look at Raging Rudolph:beaten:

Btw do not post the Rudolph the deep etc one:beaten: :beaten:

[scotlady]

Ok enough of Santa for today:D

This is just so cool:)

[scotlady]

4 weeks:eek:

Got 1 present:beaten:

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m295/scotlady14/santa.gif

[neefer]

4 weeks:eek:

Got 1 present:beaten:



Yea, I only have bought one pressie too. One for the evil nephew.:beaten: :eek:

Needs to do more shoppin.:beaten:

[tazdog2]

Bah humbug!

[jonojazz]

I want a yard of Jaffa cakes this year mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :)

That damn Santa felly brought me a a yard of chocolate fingers last year :mad:

[Kimmiejo]

ummmm...I better start shopping soon :eek: :o getting scared now :beaten: :wave:

[scotlady]

I got 3 things now:D

I got nagged this morning & my other half decided to start putting xmas decs up:eek: :beaten:

Went out & bought a new Tree as well:beaten:

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m295/scotlady14/xmas/christmas_38.gif

[Kimmiejo]

I got 3 things now:D

I got nagged this morning & my other half decided to start putting xmas decs up:eek: :beaten:

Went out & bought a new Tree as well:beaten:

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m295/scotlady14/xmas/christmas_38.gif

my tree and all my decorations have been up for like 5 days :D But have not bought 1 thing yet :eek:

[scotlady]

lol, I thought I was bad:beaten:

[coolhand75]

Bah humbug!

my sentiments exactly! horrible time of year, i like the receiving bit but whats the giving bit all about heh!

[Thaxiss]

I don't celebrate Christmas, so there.

I was raised as part of a christian family that went to a church that didn't believe in Christmas. (Long story)

But what I want for Christmas is a Christmas season that doesn't start til after Thanksgiving.

I mean, Seriously. it's Dec 3rd, and I'm already fighting the urge to kill anyone I hear humming a Christmas carol.

But I will still accept gifts. Here's what I want.

36-24-36.

And don't bother to wrap it.

[scotlady]

If I could give u that I would:) You make us all smile so much, u deserve to smile too:D :D

[chipraker420]

Jax, I need a new bong, as i seem to have just broke mine...:(

[scotlady]

Jax, I need a new bong, as i seem to have just broke mine...:(

Pardon:beaten:

[chipraker420]

They dont make em like they use to...:D

[Survivor777]

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r295/Survivor777_photo/BRIAN-FRANKWITHCAPTION.jpg



http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r295/Survivor777_photo/HOHOHO.gif http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r295/Survivor777_photo/REINDEERBLINKINGBULBS.gif

HE GOT WHAT HE ASKED FOR :D


:wave: This is a picture of my son and his baby, Frank, who is 9 months old (taken a week ago). The pic I think says it all (plus I love the photo anyway) :) The special reason for this post is that he just WON a custody battle with the baby's drug addict mother (not his wife; he has never been married). Yippeeeeeeeeee, 100% full legal/physical custody. The Courts put him through hell, but, for once, justice was served, and nothing was going to stop him from getting his son. I am sooooooooo proud of him (this is my child who put me through hell as a teenager and young adult LOL).

This is the best gift our whole family could have received and I wanted to share it with my poker buddies :D Whether you celebrate Christmas in the traditional sense or not, I do wish all of you a wonderful and joyous Holiday Season, whatever your faith, and a New Year blessed with good health and happiness, as well as lots of Royal Flushes :D :D :D

So, what do I want for Christmas? Nothing ~ got it all, with the best hubby a woman could ask for, great kids and grandkids, and my continued good health, for which I am extremely blessed and thankful ...:hearts: :hearts: :hearts: LINDA

[Evil666]

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r295/Survivor777_photo/BRIAN-FRANKWITHCAPTION.jpg




http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r295/Survivor777_photo/HOHOHO.gif http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r295/Survivor777_photo/REINDEERBLINKINGBULBS.gif

HE GOT WHAT HE ASKED FOR :D


:wave: This is a picture of my son and his baby, Frank, who is 9 months old (taken a week ago). The pic I think says it all (plus I love the photo anyway) :) The special reason for this post is that he just WON a custody battle with the baby's drug addict mother (not his wife; he has never been married). Yippeeeeeeeeee, 100% full legal/physical custody. The Courts put him through hell, but, for once, justice was served, and nothing was going to stop him from getting his son. I am sooooooooo proud of him (this is my child who put me through hell as a teenager and young adult LOL).

This is the best gift our whole family could have received and I wanted to share it with my poker buddies :D Whether you celebrate Christmas in the traditional sense or not, I do wish all of you a wonderful and joyous Holiday Season, whatever your faith, and a New Year blessed with good health and happiness, as well as lots of Royal Flushes :D :D :D


So, what do I want for Christmas? Nothing ~ got it all, with the best hubby a woman could ask for, great kids and grandkids, and my continued good health, for which I am extremely blessed and thankful ...:hearts: :hearts: :hearts: LINDA


<*thumbsup*>
sounds like you got it all rapped up there, luv...!!

[finicky]

What a great picture Linda! There is nothing in the world worth more than family. Hope you enjoy that cute little boy. :wave:

[neefer]

Jax, I need a new bong, as i seem to have just broke mine...:(

rofl...:P

[carz990]

Pardon:beaten:

He partakes in the evils of the herb hun..:beaten: :beaten:

[DangerMouse420]

I don't celebrate Christmas, so there.

I was raised as part of a christian family that went to a church that didn't believe in Christmas. (Long story)

But what I want for Christmas is a Christmas season that doesn't start til after Thanksgiving.

I mean, Seriously. it's Dec 3rd, and I'm already fighting the urge to kill anyone I hear humming a Christmas carol.

But I will still accept gifts. Here's what I want.

36-24-36.

And don't bother to wrap it.

LMAO I know how you feel Thaxiss, except we don`t have Thanksgiving so they pretty much start after Halloween.

[chipraker420]

He partakes in the evils of the herb hun..:beaten: :beaten:

Evils? Not evils...:(

[scotlady]

Do u want mine chip? I dont use it anymore. Got it from Tunisia:)

[fromafar]

I'd like to wish eveyone a Happy Holiday season!

http://www.smilepop.com/index.cfm?action=view&id=11227

[klacken]

asking ppl what they want from Santa:D
Snow? :( :o a pokerset with value on would be cool to have:)

[Leafy68]

BAH HUMBUG! :D

[scottishlad]

xmas is depressing!

Bye the time next christmas comes you've just paid off last christmas.
I eat too much i put on weight a least 1 stone extra,i drink too much at least 1 stone extra.Smoke too much too.

Only plus is playing with my sons xbox 360 and gettin new pants an socks from my parents woooohoooo i cant wait!

New year is exciting apart from oz i think edinburgh is the place to be for new year,loads of peaple from all over the world loads of bella costoros!!!!!!

[jonojazz]

new pants an socks from my parents woooohoooo i cant wait!



No before time ya skank :P

[Kimmiejo]

think this is the best christmas light show i have ever seen :) :wave:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szLmAPW39uE&mode=related&search=

[scotlady]

wow Kimmie that is sooo cool:D :D

[Kimmiejo]

wow Kimmie that is sooo cool:D :D

you could see it?? ;) ;) :wave: LICK

[chipraker420]

Do u want mine chip? I dont use it anymore. Got it from Tunisia:)

Well HELL YES!!!! Always in need of new equipment!!LOL:D

[scotlady]

you could see it?? ;) ;) :wave: LICK

huh, was i not meant to??:confused:

[Kimmiejo]

huh, was i not meant to??:confused:

i was just pickin on ya with your eye hun :o :wave:

[scotlady]

i was just pickin on ya with your eye hun :o :wave:

:(

I got 2 eyes:P

[Kimmiejo]

:(

Im sorry I didnt mean it. I still love you :o :wave: And i hope it gets better soon :(

[scotlady]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m295/scotlady14/Cow28168.gif

:wave:

[finicky]

Awesome K!!! :wave:

[babsone]

Aw it wouldnt work for me :rolleyes: :wave:

[MrNobody]

Dear Santa, can I get a precision metal lathe, Thanks











ah, worth a shot. maybe he plays poker the other 364 days.

[tazdog2]

Bah Humbug! :D :P

[neefer]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/cutestdixie/prod63617357325ee8bmx6.jpg

[cazwil]

^LOL^ - I got to show the kids this one.

Espicially the one that comes in late and the other, that doesnt wash the pots, when they are asked ONLY once a fortnight.:rolleyes:

Caz:D

[Kimmiejo]

Woohoo...all my presents are bought and wrapped! Now i don't have to stay up til 3am christmas eve wrapping presents :D :win: :wave:

[scotlady]

WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN:)

1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

[scotlady]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m295/scotlady14/4.gif

[scotlady]

Santa can u pls ask someone to invent a mouse with a built in glove:beaten: I always seem to end up with 1 cold hand. It would be greatly appreciated:)

Or maybe even a heated mouse:eek: :beaten:

[scotlady]

:beaten: :beaten: :beaten:

Did u realise its only 16 wks to Christmas:eek: :eek:

lol sry, had to do it:D

[mad4Cards]

shut it!:P

[scotlady]

shut it!:P

lmao I knew u would b the first to reply:P :D

[brentmeister]

:eek: :beaten:

[mimi2mik]

WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN:)

1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.


LMAO.:D I will of course,wait til the last minute and then say...once again...next year I'm starting Christmas shopping in July.:D

[tazdog2]

Bah Hum Bug!

[mimi2mik]

Bah Hum Bug!


lmao.you're on my list.;) lump of coal unless you stop calling me a fish!:P :D

[PoppaBull]

I want a victory at Stoke is all. :D :D :D

[1CanadianGirl]

Xmas is coming too fast....Seems like it was yesterday this thread was started lol..

Well yesterday i talked to my sister in law on the phone long distance and my little niece Gena ,who is 4 yrs old, got into the new xmas Sears catalogue and wrote her name on every page to the items she wants for xmas...She is carrying that catalogue with her likes it's her bible ....This is sooo funny i use to do that too when i was a kid too...Wonder how many of us did that lol

[tazdog2]

lmao.you're on my list.;) lump of coal unless you stop calling me a fish!:P :D

:( :P :D

[chipraker420]

I need some type of cleaner that can take the smell of spilled bong water out of the carpet. My old lady hates me......:beaten:

[tazdog2]

I need some type of cleaner that can take the smell of spilled bong water out of the carpet. My old lady hates me......:beaten:

Lmao! got any carpet spray, it works!

[rabybaby3]

a ribbon or a trophy win :)

[chipraker420]

Lmao! got any carpet spray, it works!

I have tried every carpet spray on the market....sure it covers it up for a bit, but after a while..:beaten: Guess what I really need is a spill-proof bong.;)

[scotlady]

Santa is still coming soon:D

[tazdog2]

Bah Hum bug!

[scotlady]

:beaten: 42 Days till Christmas:beaten:

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z11/jokersrf/Xmas/snowgirl-with-flake.gifhttp://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z11/jokersrf/Xmas/miscellaneous_605.gifhttp://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z11/jokersrf/Xmas/snowman_melt.gif

[babsone]

Oh no not again lmao:P

I might give those 8 grandkids of mine jimjams lmao:P :wave:

[scotlady]

Dont u think they come & go too quick:beaten:(guess that shows santa is a man) lol oops. I only got 2 chocolate santa's so far:eek: :beaten:

[babsone]

That is the reason lmao Men:wave: :P

[scotlady]

This man got a lot to answer for grrr...http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z11/jokersrf/santa-christmas.gif

I just spent just over an hour hunting for pressies I wrapped and hid:beaten:

If u hide pressies make sure u can remember where they are or write it down somewhere but then dont do what I do and lose the paper u write it on. Me thinks I'm losing it:beaten:

[xxSPRINGTIMExx]

:rolleyes: pmsl:confused: me thinks you lost it too hun:D :P ;) :D

[Leafy68]

bah humbug

[tazdog2]

bah humbug

Exactly, what she said! Bah Humbug

[Kimmiejo]

getting nervous...havent even started shopping yet :eek: HELP!:beaten:

[nzealand]

i only ever get one pressie and its not from santa. my little angel (daughter) makes something nice for her daddy each year and i always get choked up when i unwrap it. way better than any bought present or anything santa could get me.

so rather than asking santa for something for me...i will ask him to get you all something instead.

merry xmas everyone...take care be safe and enjoy yourselves

[hdfree]

Dont u think they come & go too quick:beaten:(guess that shows santa is a man) lol oops. I only got 2 chocolate santa's so far:eek: :beaten:

I'm not 'chocolate' BUT I'm all yours and
I'm a MAN, yes I am, M-----A-----N ... MAN !
http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/33-animatedgif1.gif

Yep ! Santa is a MAN !!!!!!!! :D LOL !

[NutFlopper]

Got busted snoopin.

[scotlady]

Seen this on tv this morning & was like omggggg:eek: :eek: :eek:

Dog Collar (http://www.trendhunter.com/photos/harrods-ruff-diamonds-dog-collar)

[babsone]

Wow i'll be there dog crazy people:eek: :P

[scotlady]

Think Santa is losing his marbles:rolleyes: He just put some presents in my garage:beaten: Dunno why he did that:confused: :o Kids happy again:o

[babsone]

Huh? :confused: :eek:

Explain please Jax:confused: :wave:

[scotlady]

Huh? :confused: :eek:

Explain please Jax:confused: :wave:

lol.. I have a habit of hiding things & forgetting where I hide them. So while I was tidying my garage I found a bag of pressies:o :beaten:

[cazwil56]

lol.. I have a habit of hiding things & forgetting where I hide them. So while I was tidying my garage I found a bag of pressies:o :beaten:



Lmao, nice going Jax. Merry Xmas kids.:wave:

[babsone]

Lmao at least you find your hidden ones eventually:P :wave: :confused: :beaten:

[scotlady]

Did you know its 120 days until Xmas:eek:

[ropndonkies]

:eek::beaten::eek:

[RobPalmer]

lots and lots of kisses

[1CanadianGirl]

Funny you came out with this post..... Was having a nap yesterday and in my dream i was the chosen Santa for this year..... Everyone wanted a women for Santa.... Don't ask why lol :eek::P:D:wave:

[serzrokoko]

Can I order something ?

[Survivor777]

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r295/Survivor777_photo/XMAS-2.jpg

[tazdog2]

BAH-HUMBUG!

[fabrab]

Been waiting over 10 weeks for my carbon chip set and other stuff.
Be nice if i could get it in time for xmas.Sent an e-mail about it and a reply
would also be nice...before xmas...lol.What do i really want...Hmmm....Just
to see my kids all happy and excited.Its one of those priceless moments
that make it all worthwhile.





:)

[Snoggler]

Well i dont know if xmas came early. Im so used to f*cked up weather now adays here in the woods.
Actualy had frost third week in august in the morning .

I just got back from town and brought home. A new elf for this years xmas around here. Since house is quite now.

I hope the big old cat can handle this newbie.

If not i got 2 good homes. But she is a doll.

Yeah im a Cat person so sue me. Id have a panther but laws wont let me.

[scotlady]

76 Days :eek:

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m295/scotlady14/christmas_icons_11.gif

[Ramster44]

76 Days :eek:

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m295/scotlady14/christmas_icons_11.gif
"waits with bated breath for Taz's reply"

:D

[scotlady]

"waits with bated breath for Taz's reply"

:D

Gonna be something along these lines I think :beaten:

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m295/scotlady14/Bah.jpg

[FOURDEAD36]

Gonna be something along these lines I think :beaten:

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m295/scotlady14/Bah.jpg

:eek::eek: ho ho ho!!!

[joysweet]

The snowflakes are falling
And frost's in the air,
But Christmas is coming,
So what do we care!
If we listen closely
Perhaps we will hear
The jingling of sleighbells
As Santa draws near!

The joybells are ringing,
Ding, dong! Ding, ding, dong!
As young folk and old
Sing a holiday song.
Dear Santa is coming,
Let's all give a cheer;
Hang up ev'ry stocking,
'Cause Christmas is here!

[tazdog2]

"waits with bated breath for Taz's reply"

:D

BAH HUMBUG!

[tazdog2]

:eek::eek: ho ho ho!!!

Wheres the Ho HO HO's;):D

[hdfree]

BAH HUMBUG!



:eek: TAZDOG visits for Christmas !!!! :eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyrJbKJpIY

[tazdog2]

BAH HUMBUG!

I dont know x-mas might not be to bad, If those 3 Ho's show up lmao HO HO HO's I'm in:eek::eek::rolleyes:;):D:crown:

[tazdog2]

"waits with bated breath for Taz's reply"

:D

BTW Den, funny man :beaten:

[hdfree]

I dont know x-mas might not be to bad, If those 3 Ho's show up lmao HO HO HO's I'm in:eek::eek::rolleyes:;):D:crown:

Rob ~ will a Ho Ho Christmas be OK ??????

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff7/hdfree/hd0410.gif

[tazdog2]

Rob ~ will a Ho Ho Christmas be OK ??????

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff7/hdfree/hd0410.gif

You know it Bro!

[babsone]

Lmao Now then theres a first:P:wave::win:

See rotty its not humbug now:P

[smallones]

lots and lots of $$$$$$$$$$$ and then some more $$$$$$$$ lol

[TheRealBBE1]

did anyone watch Bad Santa the other night? omg soooooo funny gotta be the best xmas film ever lolololol

[scotlady]

did anyone watch Bad Santa the other night? omg soooooo funny gotta be the best xmas film ever lolololol

I was gonna but forgot about it so gonna keep an eye out for a repeat. I caught the last 20 mins or so when they raided a shop I think it was for a cuddly toy:beaten:

[KjonsAngeL61]

I want a job and a job for my husband.

I want a Car and a place to live.

I want to one day win the 50K Freeroll I want that crown accolade.

I want happiness, health and Love

KjonsAngeL

[Kimmiejo]

Decorations are up.Shopping is done.Presents are wrapped.My kids will not be disappointed this year. I cannot wait to see the look on their faces when they open their presents.:)They are going to be so excited!(spoiled brats lol):D I love Christmas!:D